caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

(via wonderstay)

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

(via leprinceofsins)

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dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as…